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{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}
{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
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Sea Beast, also known as Troglodyte, is a 2008 American television monster movie starring Miriam McDonald, Daniel Wisler, Brandon Jay McLaren and Corin Nemec. It is the sixteenth film in the Maneater film series and it was released on DVD on June 30, 2009.
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The Needles Ferry is a cable ferry across Lower Arrow Lake in the West Kootenay region of southeastern British Columbia. Linking Needles and Fauquier, the ferry, part of BC Highway 6, is by road about 135 kilometres (84 mi) southeast of Vernon and 57 kilometres (35 mi) southwest of Nakusp.
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