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Roller Girls of the Apocalypse (RGA) is a women's flat track roller derby league based in Kaiserslautern, Germany. Founded in 2009, the league consists of two teams, which compete against teams from other leagues. Roller Girls of the Apocalypse is a member of the Women's Flat Track Derby Association (WFTDA).
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