{"fact":"The first cartoon cat was\u00a0Felix the Cat\u00a0in 1919. In 1940, Tom and Jerry starred in the first theatrical cartoon \u201cPuss Gets the Boot.\u201d In 1981 Andrew Lloyd Weber created the musical\u00a0Cats, based on T.S. Eliot\u2019s Old\u00a0Possum\u2019s Book of Practical Cats.","length":245}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Frederiksberg Åndsvageanstalt","displaytitle":"Frederiksberg Åndsvageanstalt","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q25230887","titles":{"canonical":"Frederiksberg_Åndsvageanstalt","normalized":"Frederiksberg Åndsvageanstalt","display":"Frederiksberg Åndsvageanstalt"},"pageid":50352327,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1e/Idiotanstalten.JPG/320px-Idiotanstalten.JPG","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1e/Idiotanstalten.JPG","width":4896,"height":3672},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1195014250","tid":"3097d0d4-b0d0-11ee-a6b2-61756052caf3","timestamp":"2024-01-11T22:24:31Z","description":"Former hospital in Denmark","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":55.66855,"lon":12.53296},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederiksberg_%C3%85ndsvageanstalt","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederiksberg_%C3%85ndsvageanstalt?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederiksberg_%C3%85ndsvageanstalt?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Frederiksberg_%C3%85ndsvageanstalt"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederiksberg_%C3%85ndsvageanstalt","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Frederiksberg_%C3%85ndsvageanstalt","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederiksberg_%C3%85ndsvageanstalt?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Frederiksberg_%C3%85ndsvageanstalt"}},"extract":"Frederiksberg Åndsvageanstalt is a former mental health treating institution for children located on Rahbeks Allé in the Frederiksberg district of Copenhagen, Denmark. It was founded in 1855 and moved to Ebberød in Birkerød in 1970. Its old main building from 1860 was designed by Ferdinand Meldahl and is listed. It now houses the clothing brand By Malene Birger. Another building has been converted into a daycare. The buildings are located adjacent to the former Carlsberg brewery site, which is under redevelopment into a new, dense neighborhood.","extract_html":"
Frederiksberg Åndsvageanstalt is a former mental health treating institution for children located on Rahbeks Allé in the Frederiksberg district of Copenhagen, Denmark. It was founded in 1855 and moved to Ebberød in Birkerød in 1970. Its old main building from 1860 was designed by Ferdinand Meldahl and is listed. It now houses the clothing brand By Malene Birger. Another building has been converted into a daycare. The buildings are located adjacent to the former Carlsberg brewery site, which is under redevelopment into a new, dense neighborhood.
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{"type":"general","setup":"How does a penguin build it’s house?","punchline":"Igloos it together.","id":134}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?","punchline":"Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.","id":197}
{"fact":"A steady diet of dog food may cause blindness in your cat - it lacks taurine.","length":77}
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{"fact":"Cats step with both left legs, then both right legs when they walk or run.","length":74}
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