{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
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Daði Már Kristófersson is an Icelandic politician serving as minister of finance and economic affairs since 2024. He is the deputy leader of Viðreisn.
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The Oriental Longhair is a variety of domestic cat closely related to the Oriental Shorthair. The Oriental Longhair in some registries, such as The International Cat Association (TICA), it is considered a separate breed. In others, such as the Cat Fanciers' Association (CFA), it is a division, along with the short-haired variety, of a merged breed, the Oriental. With no globally recognised naming convention, other cat fanciers may refer to this type as Foreign Longhair, Javanese or Mandarin. It was formerly known as the British Angora before being renamed in 2002 by British cat fanciers in order to avoid confusion with the Turkish Angora.
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